h͉̭e̡̹͓͓̰̥l̸̬͈̖p̶̯̻̞͓̻̫̝ ̖̻̖̼̳̺͞t̲̮̯̬͕͔h̴e͢ ̝͔͝g̻͉r͏̦a͏̻͚̘͍͇ͅn̷̰̫̹͈͖ḍm͎͕̺a̡͔̼͉s̸̜̼͕̻ ̹̠a̴̘̣̙r҉̮̣͈͇͇e̪ ́i͍̤̝̳ṉ̝̯͔ ̣͖̻̤m͈̦y̫̹ ̜̪͝h͏̤̺o̙͖̲͉u͝s͈̼̰͚̱̰̯͡e̹ ̢͕̮̗͔̘͕͔͟ͅwh̛̳̺a̦̩̬̰͕̪͎͘t͇̙ ̨d̝̙̫̖̖̘̹o͓̣ ͚̦̥͔͍͘i̸͚̭̳̪̭ ͉̪̗̤͈̣d̲̜͍̲o̷͖̣͔
Anonymous
- you or a friend must maintain eye contact with at least one grandma at all times
- under no circumstances should you allow a grandma to come into physical contact with rolling pins or other cooking utensils
- the dentures have a mind of their own
- you will have to come to terms with the fact that the grandmas will now remain with you and any of your future offspring : a grandma needs grandchildren
- do not let them kiss you, do not let the moisture entice you
- don’t let the tendrils catch you off-guard
